Wednesday, January 9, 2013

The Wah-Wah Chronicles on the Windy Coast


Naturally I am 70% emotional, 30% logical.  As I grow older, It’s looking more like 50/50, although a week or two out of the month I’m about 99/1 lead-emotions.

On days when I am fifty/fifty, my logical half of my brain turns every lame emotional complaint in my brain into “Wah-Wah-Wah!”  Like:  I know I shouldn’t be complaining-stop being such a BABY!!!

Truth is:  The confinement of living on a ship is getting to me, especially here on the windy coast.  Here are a few examples for you: 
It is so windy that:
dishes are breaking in the dining room,
the piano is tied down with ropes
first you walk in slow motion, and then you’re running

It is so windy that:
some of us are finding ourselves on our knees in the bathroom,
we had to cancel a show,
you have a headache all day long and spend most of the day sleeping when able

It is so windy that:
Wah-Wah-Wah

I really miss having a giant window in my apartment, frozen yogurt bars, and friends!  I have had plenty of friends who buy a new motorcycle or go on too many vacations and then you never see again and I PRAY I never become that person (wah, wah.)  I love my friends too much and I love piling my pistachio yogurt with sno-caps.  

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